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1. |
hello
02:15
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hello
im peter griffin
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2. |
guest list
04:12
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Everybody is coming to my party
Sexy people are coming to my party
Famous people are coming to my party
Gay people are not coming to my party
Black people are coming to my party
White people are coming to my party
Chinese people are coming to my party
Serbian people are not coming
Cleveland Brown is coming to my party
Everybody in town is coming to my party
My beloved wife is coming to my party
My baby Steevey is coming to my party
Peter Griffin is coming to my party
Family Guy is coming to my party
The first person to come to my party
Is about to ring the doorbell
(Cleveland) Hey there, Griffin
Oh my god, it's Cleveland Brown
Here is a beer
Party, party, party
Sex, sex, sex
Sex party, sex party, sex party
There's a party in my house tonight
Party, party, party
Sex, sex, sex
All my friends are having sex tonight
Alright
It is okay to have sex
It is okay to drink one beer
It is okay to have fun
But it is not okay to take drugs
It is okay to take drugs
But only a couple of times
Just to know what it feels like
But then you should stop
If you become addicted
Because that's too serious
And you need to remember
To take care of your body
Because life can be taken away
At any moment
(Steve-o) Yeah dude
Oh my God, it's Steve-o from Jackass
Everybody at the party
Are the people that I know
And they all showed up in their clothes
Everybody at the party
Is a person that I know
Because the party is my own
Everybody at the party
Are the people I invited to my home
Because I know them
Everybody at the party
Is a person that I know
And I enjoy to keep them close
They watch my show
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3. |
i need to drink a beer
03:39
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I need to drink a beer
Need to drink a beer
I am gonna drink one beer
Just one beer
A single beer
I need to drink a beer
Need to drink a beer
I am gonna drink just one beer
People always smile when they drink beer
People only like me when they drink beer
People only have sex with me when they drink beer
But it's okay because they laugh at all my jokes
People say they love my show (when they drink beer)
People say they wanna shake my hand (when they drink beer)
People are so easy to talk to when they drink beer
Because they are mentally retarded
And I am mentally retarded
People only smile when they drink beer
People talk to me for a while when they drink beer
When the music is really loud
I shout into their ear
And they can only escape
When I go to get another beer
I smoke a lot of cigarettes (when they drink beer)
Because I don't know what to do with my hands (when they drink beer)
I drink because to be sincere
Is my biggest fear
I hate my wife
And my baby's a queer
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4. |
i hate my wife
02:02
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I'm Peter Griffin
My friends are Joe Swanson
Glen Quagmire and
Cleveland Brown
and my boss at the toy factory
Later on
I work at the brewery
My wife is Louis
I hate my wife
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5. |
i do not have a wife
03:55
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What you did was unforgivable
What are you talking about?
You killed your wife
What?!
Noooooooo
I don't have a wife
I never had a wife
I don't want a wife
In my whole life
But I am not gay
I had sex with a woman
Over five hundred times
and I liked it
I really liked it
I don't have a wife
I never had a wife
I don't want a wife
In my whole life
You could say that I am gay
You could say that I have a small penis
There are a lot of things you could say
But one thing you could never say
One thing that would be a lie
Would be
If you said
That I have a wife
I am drinking beer
Because I do not have a wife
Peter
You killed your wife (what?!)
Wow! (Really?)
You're ig-ig-gnorant
You killed your wife (what?!)
You're ig-ig-gnorant
Hey hey hey
Stop it
I don't want a wife
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6. |
quaaglude
00:13
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7. |
im coming
03:22
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Ah ah ah
Hey hey hey Peter
Holy fuck
I'm coming
Hey Peter
Your dinner is ready
Peter
Ah
Peter?
Louis
What are you doing?
Uh, I am crying because I killed my wife
Ah, that makes sense
Yep
Yes
Alright
What?
Bye
Sorry Peter
I'll get out of here
Wait a minute
Do you sell pants?
No no no no no
Uh
I was crying all over my pants
And now they are covered in white tears
I do not sell pants
But I have a pizza
Alright
I'm coming
Ah ah ah
Hey hey hey Peter
Holy fuck
I'm coming
Hey Peter
Let's go eat pizza
Peter
The pizza is over this way
You need to follow me
You're going the wrong way
Why are you making this difficult?
Ahhh
Louis
Ah ah ah
Hey hey hey Peter
Holy fuck
I'm coming
Hey Peter
You're lying to my face
You're running around the place
And now you are out of breath
You're moving some heavy boxes
And now you are exhausted
You hurt your leg
And now you are in pain
But you're not coming
Cleveland
Peter
I don't wanna eat pizza
What?
I am a vegan
So I don't eat that
It's alright
I also ordered a vegan hamberger
Oh yeah?
Yes
Oh yeah?
Yes
What?!
Yes
Really?
Yes
Are you kidding?
No
Oh my god
I can't believe it
Holy fuck
Ah ah ah
Hey hey hey Peter
Holy fuck
I'm coming
Hey Peter
Come and eat this hamberger
Peter
Are you going to have this hamberger?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm coming
Cleveland
I have something to tell you
I'm not quite sure how to tell you this
I'm not hungry
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8. |
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It seemed today
That all I saw was
Violence in movies and sex
But where are those good
Old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
When you go to a party
You will listen to music
And dance, dance, dance the night away
But when you go to a party
At the Family Guy house
At the end of the day
You will say
It seemed today
That all I saw was
Violence in movies and sex
You will see lots of sex
You will see a naked person
You will see lots of violence
You will see people shooting guns at each other
And you will watch a movie at my party
And you will drink a beer
You will drink one beer
And you will have sex with a woman
A beautiful woman
And her name will be Louis
And you will feel very bad for what you have done
And you will drink one more beer
And you will say
"That sure was a lot of sex and violence"
And I like it
I really like it
I like sex
And I like violence
So that means
This is a really good party
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9. |
theme tune
04:19
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It seems today
That all you sex
Is violence in movies
And sex, sex, sex
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