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Family Man
02:49
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Living a familiar life
Making lots of money
Being fucking funny
Everybody loves me
And So Do I
You know my life was so good
My Family's all that I had
My Baby Stevie would say
I was your typical Dad
But when the fame came around
I felt the pressure so bad
I got the number 1 show
I got a million fans
Living a familiar life
Making lots of money
Being fucking funny
Tonguing young honies
Don't need ID
Happiness Is Something I Buy
Drinking on the daily
Vaping all the hashish
Oggling the prozzies
I've lost my mind
I try to be good
Sometimes you gotta be bad
I'm not for everybody
All of the time
I lied to my friends
I even lied to my dog
I guess the money took control of my mind
I try to be good
Sometimes you gotta be bad
I'm not for everybody
All of the time
I didn't look at the drink
The drink was looking at me
The thrill of killing was
Controlling my mind
Living a familiar life
Making lots of money
Being fucking funny
Tonguing young honies
Don't need ID
Happiness is something I buy
Drinking on the daily
Vaping all the hashish
Oggling the prozzies
I've lost my mind
Know that Family Guy never dies
Homer wants to be me
Sees me on the TV
Wants to kiss my wifey
She's not alive
I got away with all of my crimes
Having lots of parties
Getting kinda naughty
Coppers nearly caught me
But I'm still at large
I'm the Dada
I'm the gangsta
I'm the family man
I am the family man
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2. |
OnlyFams
06:15
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Life is a hell of a ride
You laugh and you suddenly cry
Lucky I'm a Family Guy
My wife used to be alive
Until she accidentally died
I'm thirsty for a pick-me-up tonight
Back in the Clam with the Guys
My eye on a cute little prize
I hope she's born in 2005, oh yeah uhh
She's a hoe who everyone knows
She's a thot who takes off her clothes
She's a slut who strikes a pose
And opens her asshole
I have the Home
I have the Show
I have the Family
I'm getting bored
And getting
Sexual proclivities
I got a new bitch
I bought her new tits
She got the body
She got the booty
She got the ball-gag
They call me Fruity
They call me cuck
But I've got the poontang
Tribal tattoo
Blue hairdo
New septum piercing
Friends with lots of gay men
She's getting laid
We're making tapes
So why not get paid?
She's gotta go, Peter
Selling nudes is actually cool
Dump that Hoe, Peter
I'm in love but I'm not a fool
Her photos have leaked
It's a free giggity
Cause her ass is around
Every group chat in town
You've got to get out!
You've got to get out!
Hallowed are the Halls of my Providence Home
So why tempt a demon to usurp my throne?
Torn asunder, cast out
I can't silence the doubt
Oh Father
The greed and the lust has worn out
I'm a shell of a man
I was her only fan
Now the hoards of the horniest nerds
Own her now
She auctions her flesh for five dollars
And calls it self-righteous
At night when we kiss
I know
That I have betrayed God
It's not freaking sweet
She belongs on the street
My prostitute girlfriend sells sex digitally
Digitalize
Digital hoe
She spends all her money on clothes
And make up
And menthol smokes
Disney plus, Hulu and HBO
Cocktails and Coffee
And Chokers and Short Skirts
And Lotions and Potions
Nyeaah
Fuck this hoe ass nigga
I don't need this shit mothafucka
I'mma dump yo ass tonite!
Yeeeah
Stanky ass nigga
Thinking I was gon' be all cool witchu sellin' yo coochie
Bitch po-leeze
U was cool when we was smokin' skizz-unk
Watching dem funny-ass mothafuckin cartoons and shit
But God damn
This some fatherless sheeit
You disrespectin the sacred act of Love Making
My nigga
Have some dizz-ignity
My nigga
Damn
U a hoe
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3. |
Number One Fan
03:32
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I am a Family Guy Fan
And you are a fan of The Simpsons
I watch the number one show
And you watch a cheap imitation
You say to forget about your Season One
But my Season One is the best of the entire run
You've got such beautiful eyes
Shame they don't get to watch Family Guy
Your hero eats donuts and pie
But mine eats the finest of Lobster
You say to forget about comparison
As long as the show makes new episodes we'll have our fun
We're number one fans
Who both think our show is the best
The Simpsons and Family Guy
We couldn't be more unlike
You are a fucking retard
For liking that show with the yellow man
You should be beaten and charred
Burnt on a bundle of sticks
Instead I accept that you are a fool
If you're cool with me then I guess I'll be cool with you
We're number one fans
Who both think our show is the best
The Simpsons and Family Guy
Number One Fans For Life
We couldn't be more unlike
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4. |
Quahog Mountains
03:46
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Lie down Griffin Peter
Just one beer, Peter
My Father what do you intend to say tonight?
I heard you said N-Words on Family Guy
Did you double check that with Cleveland?
I doubt you did
Yeah, you're working hard
But you're gonna get fatigued
Let's drive to the seaside
And think of a plot for an episode
Cause this joke is getting old
Cause these jokes are getting old
The Small Dudes are jealous
Cause the family is mine
I love you
I love you
My Family Guy
In the city of Quahog
Where the beer tastes so good
There's a rapist named Quagmire
Who makes the aeroplanes fly
And the character Cleveland
Has the chocolate brown skin
From the brain of McFarland
Came the Family Guy
Premiere at Half Nine
VOD on website
In the city of Quahog
Where the beer tastes so good
There's a rapist named Herbert
Who wants to fuck Chris
And the character Mayor West
Is running for president
From the mouth of McFarland
He asks โOh when will this end?โ
Premiere at Half Nine
VOD on website
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5. |
Dog Imagination
03:02
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When I was young
I wanted a dog
When I was young I pretended to walk
My imaginary dog
His leash in my hand
Cause Dad said pets with flesh are banned
When he was drunk,
My Dad kicked a dog
When he was drunk
Dad thought it could talk
He spoke quite a lot
But got no response
I guess that must have pissed him off
When I was a man
I fostered a cat
When I wasn't looking he jumped from the window
In my room
He broke his arms
The Agency made me give him back
You can't control me
You can't tell me off
I am a man
I am the father of millions
I should have thrown a fucking brick
At your fucking head
Twenty years ago
You don't deserve me
You don't deserve shit
You are nobody
You hear me?
You are not my father
When I was young
My dad kicked a dog
When I was young I dreamed up a canine companion
Cause Dad said no
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6. |
Lost Episode
01:43
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I can kill anybody I want
I'll kill anybody I can
I can kill everybody in town
I'll kill every woman and man
I'll kill anybody I like
I'll kill em on a motorbike
Oh yeah haha
Breaking News on TV
They already say I'm guilty
They can say I'm guilty
When they feel my wheels on their back teeth
I drove to that TV Station
I motorcycle manslaughtered them
The News man said โWhat have you done?โ
I can kill anybody I want
I'll kill anybody I can
I can kill everybody in town
I'll kill every woman and man
I'll kill whoever I like
I'll kill em on a motorbike
Ah Ah Ah Ah
I went to The Clam and drank a lot
Showed off to a woman what I've got
Do you wanna take a ride on a Hot Rod?
Well, get a tight grip on my Dad Bod
Sorry my dear, you've been misled
We're driving into that wall instead
Splat! Boom! Pow!
You've lost your head!
I can kill anybody I want
I'll kill anybody I can
I can kill everybody in town
I'll kill every woman and man
I'll kill anybody I like
I'll kill em on a motorbike
I can kill anybody in the world
I can kill every woman, man, boy and girl
I'll kill anybody I like
I'll kill everybody tonight
Ah ah ah ah
Ah Ah Aw oh yeah
Ah ah ah
OHHHHhhhhhhawwww
Mr. Griffin
Yeah?
How do you plead?
Not guilty
Your honor,
It was simply a tragic
Motorcycle
Accident
I'm a twisted liar
That is all that I'll ever be
Motorcycle crime oh yeah
It seems today that's all I see
I'm in love with criminal fun
It's gonna make my penis cum
Can't explode until I'm done
I can kill anybody in the world
I can kill every woman, man, boy and girl
I'll kill whoever I like
I'll kill everybody tonight
Ah ah ah ah
Ah Ah Aw oh yeah
Ah ah ah
Fuck yes
OH MY GOD!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
That is extremely nice
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